I'm Still Alive!

Ok, So I a haven't visited in a while...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:36:54 GMT

Pumpkin Queen has graciously reminded me that, I haven't been here in a while and my greatest gratitudes go to her for keeping this blog alive, hence the title.

pumpkinqueen: Ha! Your grammar sucks!!!

Cupcake: Does too! and STop interupting me. or you might end up being in several spots at once. and we dont want that, do we?
Pumpkinqueen: You can't spell either!!!! Bwuahahahah!!! fine, fine...

Moving along now. There is a reason for my absence. I have been, as you must know because you must read this blog, making a movie. And, it is my greatest pleasure to tell you that...WE'RE DONE FILMING!!...but, that doesnt mean that you can see the movie...but WE HAVE A TRAILER!!!

and here's the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51leJLLC3dg

...and, i know that were no where near as good as Heath Ledger and Dark Knight (KUDOS to them!!!) but, thats no reason to not check it out. :DDD

We come to you reporting this live, well not really, from the last, second last, day of summer!!!

....Genocidal Pianist says, "HI!"

Narrator #23: and, as she is wondering why she is even named that...Pumpkinqueen musters up the energy to tell the story:

pumpkinqueen: *ahem* Like the government and those annoying infomercial guys, our beloved Genocidal pianist denies that her genocide, similar to that of Hitler and Hershey when they banned green m&ms, never happened. SO.....

it was twenty thousand years ago when the great Lemon Meringue rebellion began. the evil Salt Pretzels from Bulgaria were invading Los Angeles, and the Meringue leader, known only as John Wayne, felt that it was his duty to protect his people. So, standing over the fiery pit, he boldly tossed the ring into the pit of fire...
AND SO CHUCK NORRIS WAS BORN.
and that's why she's called the Genocidal Pianist.
*bows* thank you!!!!

AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING.

post and sign!!!

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:07:34 GMT

pumpkinqueen!
again!!!!
goodness, am i good to you people.....
just a quick little announcement.

I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
freedom, sweet freedom, from that horrible, tormenting place, never to return to the desolate wasteland of an office building.....until tuesday. *sniff* so beautiful... *wipes away tear*

alas! we have a few responsive readers!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! keep commenting, people!! cupcake and myself need blogging ideas!!!

which leads me to my main point: pleeeeeeaaase sign your posts, if you don't have an LJ account, most notably to Alphonse and Genocidal Pianist, who i think are the only two people who read this other than my vamparistic cousin, SavannahCullen, whose blog is STUPID and needs re-editing. heheheheheh....and she'll never read this, either, she never looks in here...alas, i jest...

ANYWHO....
sign your posts, so i know who to harass!!!
with much appreciation (*gag*)
~pumpkinqueen (who PWNS CUPCAKE.)

ps--thanks to Alphonse, or Genocide, or whoever it was, that sent me those cyber fries. good to know that SOMEONE around here has a heart/will follow orders (whichever it was).

seriously, how does cupcake do those colors?????? if you know, clue me in!!!

Heath Ledger!!!!

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:51:49 GMT

it's pumpkinqueen again! cupcake is way too busy filming her movie to bother you...so i get to!!!! woot! pumpkinqueen reigns!!!
and hello. i'd ask how you feel, but i really don't care. i don't get extra credit for acting like i care, and i already have control of your brain through your reading this.
i actually have a topic for today!!!!
I noticed today's 'writer's block' thingy--it wanted to know if I thought Heath Ledger deserved his Oscar for the Joker.
To begin, i have always been a HUGE fan of the Joker, more of a fan than I am of batman. best. villain. ever.
so naturally, i've been limping around spouting Heath Ledger quotes.
look, i worshiped Jack Nicholson's Joker. but i just burned down my shrine of him and replaced it with one of the Incredible Mr. Ledger. The movie amazed me, which is hard for a movie to do if it doesn't have Johnny Depp in it. the movie in general was alright, good directing, effects, pace, plot, and all that, and an awesome albeit weird soundtrack that made it sound like two mattresses were making love in the background during the entire movie. (heheh...i don't actually read the New Yorker, just that article...). Christian Bale's 'Batman Raspy Monotone' was kind of annoying.
but let's face it people; that movie is all about the Joker.
i take my hat off to anyone who participated in the promo online scavenger hunt. i'm still kicking myself for not visiting the site. the outlink sites still exist, like ibelieveinharveydent.com and stuff like that.
For years, i have always wondered to myself what my favorite movie would turn out to be. maybe a classic, i thought, or something from the twisted mind if the illustrious Tim Burton. alas, and apologies to Tim, but Dark Knight is definitely my favorite, if only for the time being.
if you are a true minion, you'll go see the movie at least three times. a friend of mine has seen it five times, and is considering shooting for eight. and run--don't walk--to the nearest Imax and see it as many times as you can afford. i'm considering dedicating halloween--the most important day of the year--to Joker (although I might end up trooping around in a Guy Fawkes Mask...i already ordered it off of ebay...).
That movie would not be even close to what it is without Heath Ledger's incredible acting, and i would definitely steal every single Oscar there is and give them to him...if he were alive. he's dead. i know it's absolutely tragic and hard to say, but...he's dead. they need to give him some special award, some huge-honor-kind of award that people will remember, because he died because of that role, sacrificed himself for his art. he should be martyred. but not given an Oscar. he should be remembered, honored, the whole nine yards, man; he deserves it. but other actors worked their asses off on other movies and should be rewarded. whether or not they were as good as Heath--I personally don't think so, Heath >TRUMPS<, but that's just me--they will be there to accept the award. people don't remember who won an Oscar a year or two later; i'm into movies, and i can't keep track. Heath Ledger should live on, not be given a trophy that everyone will forget about.
they should make some kind of honorable Oscar for actors who pass during or after filming and can't receive their awards. and Heath should get the first one. or two. or six.
but what do i know? i'm nothing without my puppets. they complete me. so COMMENT. let me know where you stand on this!!!
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IN OTHER NEWS....

I am still trapped in a desolate office building and being forced against my will to come back tomorrow. no one rescued me. this is unacceptable!!!!
i did, however, get a half-drunk cyber-McFlurry. it alleviated my rage a tad. but not by much.
you're all on my list. except for my source known as Alphonse. i buy Alphonse half a McFlurry.
POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~pumpkinqueen the GREAT

Dance, my puppets! Dance!!!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:08:56 GMT

Hello there, my little marionettes!
this is pumpkinqueen! AGAIN!!!!

I'm quite bored at the moment, being stranded at the desolate wasteland that is an office building. Thought i'd pop in and give some orders.

Go watch Chocolat, and then a marathon of Psych reruns on surfthechannel.com. then go directly to your nearest McDonald's and eat a large fry with a vanilla McFlurry.
So it is spoken, so it must be done!!!!!!!
I'd love to that right now....but I'm at an office bulding....
T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T T_T

anyone who rescues me within the next 45 minutes is guaranteed to live within the next week. that's a long time, people!
bonus points for using Sky Hook. or stitching a bomb/cellphone into a guy's stomach. or making blatant movie references.
or buying me a McFlurry. couldn't hurt your chances.
heh heh heh....
Post thy comments!!! And if you have any topic ideas, let us know. we need some material.

wo0t!!!
~pumpkinqueen
"Well, depending on the time, he could be in one spot...or several."

pickles are cucumbers soaked in awesomeness.

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:51:50 GMT

hey there minions!!!!
this is evil pumpkinqueen saying WASSUP????

school is coming upon us, and FAST. we must act quickly, before it's too late!!! we shall be drowneded in the AP classes and music/drama productions that inevitably will come with the horrendous coming of the new school year!!!
It's like some gory monster movie gone horribly wrong!!!!!HELP!!!!!!!!

hate to kill the summer mood. ah, summer............where you have nothing to do and all day to do it..........so beautiful, yet so bitter......

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *tears up...*
hey...how does cupcake get all those fonts and colors? crap....i suck with computers.....

we will hold a short funeral at 3:00 to mourn the death of our beloved summer. the viewing starts at 12:30.

*duuuum dum dumdum dumdum dum dum dum dum duuuuuuuuuuuuum*

but wait......summer's still alive, at least for a bit longer!!!!!
TO THE BEACH!!!! HURRY, THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!!!!!!!
*STAMPEEEEDDEEESS!!!*

wooh. got that out of meh system.
i was thinking the other day---still a new skill, but i'm getting better at it---does anyone actually read our blog? probably not...if we got some readers, we would probably post more often and with better stuff....if you actually read out stupidity, would you do us the kindness of POSTING A COMMENT?????? NOW?!?!? what's the point of being an evil online blogger if i have nonresponsive readers??? POST TO US!!!!!!

oh, cupcake:: I WANT MY DAMN STROMBOLI!!!!!!!!! and I have 3 cds for you. Beatles, Nirvana, and Mamma Mia!

cupcake: nice combination...
lemonhead: yeah, like V for Vendetta, Ace Ventura, Pirates 2 and Shrek.
cupcake: and peanut butter. lots of peanut butter....WAIT! you forgot Juno!!
lemonhead: right! Juno and 30 Days of Night!!! OH! And High School Musical 2!!!

***loud gagging sound from the invisible, omnipotent author***

There is a war!!! certain forces that exist outside of this LJ claim that pickles are terrible and made by the devil!!! be that as it may, they are still pickles, and we love them!!!! a certain demonic pianist is rallying her forces against our beloved snacks and leading troops against them as we speak!!! THIS IS CUCUMBER GENOCIDE, PEOPLE!!!! WE NEED SUPPORT! SAVE THE PICKLES!!!!!! SAVE THE PICKLES, SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

post. post. post. post. help those innocent pickles! post. post. post. post. joiiiiiiiiin us. post. post.
post.

peace out!!! Hail Pumpkinqueen!!!!!
~pumpkinqueen
"come on...introduce a little anarchy...."

post. post. post.

MOVIESS!

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 23:35:35 GMT

Ok everybody. This is cupcake telling you that she is collaborating with a bunch of other pot addicts(jk) to create a really cool movie! Its called restitution and will be posted on everybody's favorite video site YOUTUBE! woot. woot.

Heres a link to the channel of our directors:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ManchasInc

Link #2! Heres the link to our promo video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT298v2z2vM

We more stuffs are done....I'll update all the info. mkay? IT BETTER BE!! *smiles sweetly*

Guess WHAT it IS!!! SPRING BREAK!

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:53:52 GMT

ahhh....Spring break! The time for nice hot showers when ever we feel like, lots of soup, lemonade, long naps, more soup, twinkies, and more soup, so much soup your stomach hurts from drinking it all, but it's still so good and you don't regret drinking it and getting sick. Best of all no school work!
Yeahh....thats the life.....

So, we vampire carrots just needed to tell you how great our spring break is going. yeah....TWINKIES *twitch*...CRAP! *twitch* Were out!*twitch* Ahhh!! *twitch* the cardboard box *twitch* they come in is *twitch* soo cold and soo emp*twitch* ty!
TO THE *twitch* MINI-MART! *twitch* AWAY! *twitch*

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:07:09 GMT

SUPER SPECIAL SEXY VERY IMPORTANT ENTRY ALERT:

heheheh.....i bet that got your attention. well now that i have it... ITS STORY TIME!!!
Ok soo...

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS AN EXTREMELY SEXY [INSERT SPECIES HERE] NAMED CUPCAKE. AND SHE WAS SO PRETTY THAT EVERYONE DIED. ESPECIALY THE UNSIGNIFICANT FILLER CHARACTER LEMONHEAD.

yeah....i bet you lemonhead will enjoy that one! MUWAHAHAH!
*flees into the night!!!

ahem! hello fellow ozians, this is lemonhead...
*fumes
CUPCAKE GET BACK HERE

{insert dramatic fight scene leaving both cupcake and lemonhead gasping for twinkies}

OOHH! ANOTHER STORY! OK THIS ONE-
juST STOP!

we'll reume shortly...meantime go.....CHANGE YOUR PANTZ!

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW QUOTES!!!!!!! =]

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:43:20 GMT

i just finished watching Pirates 1, so i feel inclined to post a grande salute to our hero, the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow!
IT'S CAPTAIN, DAMMIT!!!!!!!! XP
here's some quotes from the first movie...

[after Elizabeth accepts Commodore Norrington's marriage proposal] A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

If you were waiting for the opportune moment... that was it.

You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before?

The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. For instance: You can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't. But piracy is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that someday. Now, me, for instance, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

[About Will, who is ruining his plan, after asked, "Who is he?"] No one, he's no one... distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed... lovely singing voice though. [whispers] Eunuch.

(palming the coin)....that's interesting....

Jack Sparrow: This girl: How far are you willing to go to save her?

Will Turner: I would die for her!

Jack Sparrow: Oh. Good. No worries, then.

Jack Sparrow: I know those guns! [looks out the window] ...It's the Pearl.

Prisoner: The Black Pearl? I've 'eard stories. She's been preyin' on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.

Jack Sparrow: No survivors? [chuckles] Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

woman approaches Jack]

Jack Sparrow: Scarlett!

[Scarlett slaps him and walks away.]

Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [another woman approaches him] Giselle!

Giselle: Who was she?

Jack Sparrow: Wha-?

[Giselle slaps him.]

Jack: ...I may have deserved that.

Elizabeth: So that's that story of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? [through her teeth] You spent three days here... lying on a beach... drinking rum?

Jack Sparrow: [pauses, then offers her rum] Welcome to the Caribbean, love.

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.

[Anamaria slaps him.]

Will Turner: [to Jack] I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?

Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.

Anamaria: You stole my boat!

Jack Sparrow: Actually–

[She slaps him again.]

Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed, without permission... but with every intention of bringing it back!

Anamaria: But you didn't!

Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one!

Anamaria: I will.

Will Turner: [jumping in] A better one!

Jack Sparrow: [helplessly agreeing] A better one!

Will Turner: [pointing to the Interceptor] That one!

Jack Sparrow: What one? [Will nods towards it] [angrily] That one?! [thinks quickly then turns to Anamaria, calmly] Aye, that one!

Will Turner: [skeptically] He roped a couple of sea turtles?

Mr. Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles!

Will Turner: What did he use for rope?

[Mr. Gibbs pauses, uncertain.]

[They look up and see Jack.]

Jack Sparrow: Human hair... from my back.

Jack is still somewhat dopey from being knocked unconscious by Will; the pirates prepare to riddle him with bullets.

Jack Sparrow: Pah-lah-lah-loo-loo...

The pirates pause, confused.

Jack Sparrow: Parsley, parsnip, partners, partners...

Ragetti: Parlay?

Pintel glares at him.

Jack Sparrow: That's it! Parlay!

Pintel: (looking at Raghetti) Parlay?!? Down to the depths with whoever invented parlay!

Jack Sparrow: That would be the French. They invented mayonnaise. I love mayonnaise...

Barbossa: You expect to leave me standin' on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?

Jack Sparrow: No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then... I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

Barbossa: But that still leaves us with the problem of me standin' on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need.

Jack Sparrow: Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny, therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I s'pose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you. [bites into an apple, smiling] Funny ol' world, innit?

[Jack wakes up on a small island and notices that something is burning. He stands up and sees Elizabeth throwing Jack's stash into a fire]

Jack Sparrow: No! Not good! STOOOP!! Not good! What are you doing?! You've burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone!

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!

Elizabeth: One; because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two; that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me; do you really think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!

Jack Sparrow: (As if Elizabeth hadn't said anything) But... why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: [huffs and sits down on the beach] Just wait, Captain Sparrow. Give it an hour, maybe two, keep a weather eye open, and there'll be white sails on that horizon!

Jack Sparrow: [walking to the other end of the island, mocking Elizabeth] "It must have been terrible for you, Jack, must have been terrible-" Well, it bloody is now!!

[seeing Norrington's ship offshore] There'll be no living with her after this.

Will: Jack!

Barbossa: It's not possible.

Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

Will: Where's Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

Barbossa: Shut up! You're next!

[during a lull in the fighting]

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgement Day and trumpets sound, hmmm?

Jack: Or you could surrender.

[they continue fighting]

Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.

Jack: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.

[Jack keeps walking, but Murtogg and Mullroy block him again.]

Jack: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation?

Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off-limits to civilians.

Jack: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me that a... [moves over to point at a ship. Murtogg and Mullroy block him again.] a ship like that one makes this one here [points at a closer one] seem a bit superfluous, really.

Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.

Jack: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: the Black Pearl.

Mullroy: [laughing slightly] There's no real ship that can match the Interceptor.

Murtogg: [shoots Mullroy a confused look] The Black Pearl is a real ship.

Mullroy: [turns to Murtogg] No. No, it's not.

Murtogg: Yes it is; I've seen it.

Mullroy: You've seen it?

Murtogg: Yes.

Mullroy: You haven't seen it.

Murtogg: Yes, I have.

Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?

Murtogg: ...No.

Mullroy: No.

Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.

Mullroy: Oh! And no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore could possibly be any other ship but the Black Pearl? Is that what you're saying?

Murtogg: [thinks, then smiles] ...No.

Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor...

[The two turn back around and see that Jack has disappeared.]

Mullroy: Hey! You! Get away from there![rushes aboard and aims his rifle at Jack. Murtogg follows suit] You haven't got permission to be aboard there, mate!

Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry; it's just such a pretty boat. [correcting himself suddenly] Ship!

Mullroy: What's your name?

Jack Sparrow: Smith. Or Smithy if you'd like.

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?

Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies!

Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.

Murtogg: ...I said 'no lies'!

Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth...

Murtogg: If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.

Jack Sparrow: Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.

Elizabeth: Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer?

Norrington: [offers handshake] I believe a thanks is in order. [finds P-shaped brand scar] Had a brush with the East India Trading Company, did we? ...Pirate? Gillette, fetch some irons. [pulls sleeve up higher, revealing sparrow tattoo on Jack's arm] Well, well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it?

Sparrow: Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Norrington: Well, I don't see your ship... Captain.

Sparrow: I'm in the market. As it were.

Mullroy: He said he was to commandeer one. [turns to Murtogg] I told you he was tellin' the truth! [brings in Jack's "effects"] These are his, sir.

Norrington: [rummages through Jack's effects] No additional shot nor powder... A compass that doesn't point north... [pulls out Jack's sword from its scabbard and replaces it] And I half-expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.

Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

[Jack is being handcuffed behind Elizabeth]

Elizabeth: Commodore, I really must protest. Pirate or not, this man saved my life.

Norrington: One good deed is not enough to save a man from a life time of wickedness.

Sparrow: But it seems enough to condemn him.

Will: [looks hurt] You cheated!

Jack: [impatiently] Pirate!

[Will points sword at Jack.]

Jack: Put it down, boy. It's not worth you getting beat again...

Will: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I'd kill you!

Jack: Well, then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it?

Jack: Take what you can!

Gibbs: Give nothing back!

Will: This is either madness or brilliance.

Jack: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

But why is the rum gone?!?
Rock on, captain!!!!
more quotes later.....
heheh....i bet ur tired from reading all that...
I'LL BE BACK!!!!
YEAH WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*flies away*
*realizes she can't fly, starts to plummet*
I REGRET NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

omg ur still reading????
IT'S OVER.
GO HOME.
lol

peace out
~*~Pumpkinqueen~*~

OBLIVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!

2, 4, 6, 8, Guess what year it is! 2008!

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 04:50:52 GMT

WHOO! Its the new year!!! O EM GEEZ!! thats AMAZING! but, you know what that means.....

THE VAMPIRE CARROTS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!

1. we will procrastinate with all of our strength, might, and twinkies!
2. we will not consume any carrot products (sorry yummy carrot cake), its cannobolism.....ewww
3. we will never pass up the chance to pelt random strangers with RAW TOAST!
4. we will always stay focused..OHHH SHINY!!
5. we will always wear our happy socks! yay!
6. we will make www.hoopsandyoyo.com our homepage! i luv sprinkles!
7. Our lists will usually not excede seven, unless we feel like changing that later...

I Guarantee the Closest Shave You'll Ever Know

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 05:18:42 GMT

i hereby dedicate this entry to:

Sweeney Todd!!!!

We vampire Carrots saw it and we are ehchanted by its magnificent tim burton-ness! The Movie is AMAZING!! Seriously. Sweeney Todd is what you get when you mix Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, Helena Boham Carter, and Sacha Baron Cohen!!! ITS FANTASTIC!! we want you all 2 c it! NOW!! Dont sit there looking at the computer! GO!! Get there as fast as you legs can take you!! run if you must! just go c it!!!

Oklahoma, it's OK

Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:48:42 GMT

Howdy Partner! Once again it is I, Cupcake, to tell you, who ever you are, that...

I'm a Pretty Pink Princess!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!!
who is really bored..because i have a long weekend... with Absolutely NOTHING to do.....

Wait a minute!!!

*goes to grab bananas, water balloons, and a ladder while simutaneously cackling with twisted delight and scaring anyone daring to listen....

*loud crashing noise
Random dude: What did u do to my suit!!!!!!!!
*runs away still cackling but now waving a twinkie in the air happily and wonder who the hell is narrating all of this

Mysterious Narrator #17( we have so many because were that special)-
See children, this is what happens to you when you're really bored....STAY IN SCHOOL!!! and NEVER, EVER attempt to stand atop a ladder dropping water ballons on various passerbyers to steal more and more twinkies.Or else!.....no im serious.....
u can get ur twinkies WET!!!!
*gasp
then you'll have to answer to the almight twinkie lords of the fiery arm pits and he'll say 'take 'em to the dungeon' where you'lll be spoon fed
*dun dun dun
TAPEOKA PUDDING!!! ...ewww, and you'll have to spend every waking moment for the rest of your life creating oragami.....Can you say paper cuts??????
then you'll learn
heheheheh......
Yes, you'll learn

-CREEPY CACKLING FROM THE DUNGEONS
OF
TAPEOKA PUDDING
yes, tapeoka pudding...ewww

well, i guess you must be really bored since you actually read till this point. you know what we vampire carrots say to people like that.....

[more empty space, so, HA]

wheeeeeeeee!!! you cant see this unless you highlight it, SPOOKY!

BEWARE! THE EVIL M&M GUY!

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:12:49 GMT

HALLOWEEN!!!! its one of our favorite holidays! When else could you demand other's candy and actually receive it? thats why i (cupcake) am getting on to wish you all a very merry FATHER'S DAY!

- Cu-*sneezes*
-CupcaaaaHH *runs away at sight of Lemonhead's approach*

Ghost Car

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 17:37:05 GMT

eeehehehehehe...
this is Pumpkinqueen sneaking in here rite now. (Hi Mom!!!)
i found this video on YouTube and for some reason found it extremely funny...

CHOOSE BONSAI SANDALS! YOUR FEET WILL THANK YOU.

Thu, 26 Jul 2007 00:31:28 GMT

SHOULD I START THIS BLOG OFF WITH A QUESTION?

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS?
....well, if you REALLY want to....

welcome, and greetings from Apple World! this blog thingy is what one may call the result of two EXTREMELY BORED teenagers, famously (aka, in our own heads) renowned as the VAMPIRE CARROTZ!!!!, formally known as the Suicidal Bunnies!!! thus we bring you:

I'm Still Alive!!!!!!!!
(a bored blog about stuffing AK-47s with Twinkies and the other genius exploits of bored people)

what, you may ask, (well, not actually, but we're telling u anyway! so HA!), are our names?
we don't know. we forgot them.
so we shall henceforth *cues little trumpets* be known as Cupcake---aka, paperclip, Geoffery, AAAAH!, crazy lady, and the ever popular, YOU DUMBASS!!! and Pumpkinqueen---aka, Lemonhead, Ruddy Pumpkin Head, GASP!!! *runs away screaming*, and BIG JELLO FROM DA GHETTO!!!! (...er...word, yo...*cough*...)

together, that obviously makes us the VAMPIRE CARROTZ!!!!

FASTER THAN A SOARING SLICE OF BREAD, THE VAMPIRE CARROTZ BECOME---
*siren sounds, policemen enter the dramatic scene of the Masked Morons in action*
Policeman: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING ON THE ROOF??? THIS PRIVATE PROPERTY!!!!
Wait----DON'T JUMP!!!! NO!!! YOU CAN'T FLY!!! YOU CAN'T-----
*THUD*
*looks over edge*
Policeman: well....hehehe...er.....one less accident report, i suppose....
*walks away*
*Cupcake flies back up and adjusts domino mask*
*looks around*
Cupcake: Pumpkinqueen? HELLO? LEMONHEAD!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!
*mumbled from below: i can't actually fly...
*Cupcake looks down*
*maniacal laughter*
Cupcake: NOW THE TWINKIES ARE MINE!!!!!!!!!
*flies away*
*mumbled from below (again):OVER MY DEAD---eh---*passes out*

~*~this has been a vampirecarrotz production~*~
~*~peaace out yo~*~

---Cupcake
-----The late Pumpkinqueen

hi mom!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

fneah!!!!!!

woah...i can't believe you're still reading this....it's like, over, man.....i bet ur one of those people who stick around after movies to see if something happens after the credits. well lemme tell u man, NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
GO HOME.

HAHAHHA i will rule the world if u keep reading.......so go ahead be my guest. keep reading.

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dude, ur like obsessed. stop reading our blog, u stalker. jeeze!!!!